It is a dead parrot.
It is a dead parrot.
Read: Death on the Island by Eliza Reid š Christie fanfic, right down to the island location, and Roger Ackroyd shaped red herring. Passed the time and didn’t annoy me, so there’s that. #Bookstodon #BookSky #booksky #iamreading
The other thing that’s putting me off Linux at the moment is the flakey cloud services. Theoretically, Ubuntu’s Network package should make it seamless with the big ones like Google but it does weird shit with filenames in practice, and seems inconsistent with offline access. I’ve tried pCloud, Filen and MEGA and they all have some combination of not mounting, not unmounting, duplicating mounts, costing stupid amounts, and seeming a bit flakey as a company.
I just want something I can set up and forget about. I don’t have the time, nerdy fanaticism or patience to mess around with scripts, rsync and rclone, and from what I’ve seen they need regular tending too. For the same reason, I’m not selfhosting.
Whereas on Windows (and Mac, when I used one), OneDrive, Google, iCloud, Box, and MEGA (and many others) Just Work and integrate seamlessly.
Yes I know MS, Google, Apple et al put obstacles in the way of small developers, and open source by its nature is full of plucky fighter for Free As In Speech And Beer - but still. I don’t want to pay a cloud service over the odds and still have to tit about with rsync in the command line to get it to work.
Breaking news: a slim young guy on the opposite pavement suddenly stopped, put down the coke bottles he had in each hand, pulled his t shirt up, and watched himself slapping his pale white stomach a few times. Then he replaced the t shirt, picked up the bottles and moved on. #writing
Asda: re your Times Radio advert in which someone identifies herself as a ācolleagueā. Your corporate decision to replace the word āemployeeā with the less exploitative sounding ācolleagueā does not make this woman my colleague. I do not work with her. #asda #uk #TimesRadio
Rewriting is so much easier than the initial writing. Sadly, I can’t rewrite without having writ. #writing #amwriting #writingcommunity
Abandoned: Kairos by Jenny Erpenbeck š DNF. East German love affair round end of East Germany, trans. Michael Hoffman, booker winner 2024 Intense and Germanic and pervy. Worth another go at reading when I have the headspace.
Read: The Hacienda by Isabel CaƱas š Gabriel Garcia Marquez writes Rebecca, and both elements are Good Things. #booksky #BookSky #bookstodon #amreading
Read: Astor by Anderson Cooper š Wearying and padded out with tangential ‘context’. Most bios can be top and tailed: first 2 chapters for the origin story, then the last quarter of the book because there’s actual story. Everything in between is predictable. #booksky #BookSky #bookstodon #amreading
Read: Night of Camp David by Fletcher Knebel š Recognisably, POTUS goes mad and wants to take over Canada, and surveil everyone. Unrecognisably, the power elite try to stop him rather than saying ‘where’s my share?’. Shonky and dated in some ways but weirdly relevant. #booksky #bookstodon #amreading
Very, very difficult to get my head round the most powerful, richest, and until recently, in many ways the free-est country in the world flip into authoritarian Fascism in a few months. It’s going to change everything in the same way the fall of Communism did.
I only need 100-200g and I’m fine with the standard levels of security. I’m using it for synching mostly documents and photos across devices, and as an offsite backup. Not scraping for AI would be good, but it’s not a dealbreaker. What I definitely need is synching and mounting automatically. I mostly work on Win11 or Linux Mint laptop but being able to get at documents sometimes on my iPad and occasionally on my iPhone would be useful.
Currently, I’m using …
I also have an old legacy Box account.
I’ve tried pCloud but found it flakey in terms of mounting problems, and slow to update at times. It’s also a bit small and new which worries me when it comes to data security.
I’ve used OneDrive through employers in the past, but it seemed two chunky and corporate for my liking, and at one point it just didn’t have synching between devices. You had to reupload another file. I think they’ve got over that now but still not keen.
Currently giving Mega a trial because it looks to be best integrated across the various OSes.
Anyone have Thoughts?
Read: Ardis a life on water by Timothy Paleczny š Iām a sucker for wartime shenanigans and science, so this was great for me, with spying and marine biology against the backdrop of WW2 Portugal, plus walk on parts for Ian Fleming and Kim Philby. It weaves together a cast of characters as a nuanced way into the humanity and morality of the hard moral choices forced by wartime, More Graham Greene than James Bond, but more charm and warmth than either of them.
Just finished the vomit draft of quick side-project short story that was only going to be a couple of thousand words then back to the main gig. Quick side project is currently 9500 words. Anyhow, put it away for a week then I’ll come back to do some rewriting. #writingcommunity #amwriting
Read: Transcription by Kate Atkinson š Fictionalised version of actual counter-spy operations in England against the Germans in WW2. I read the nonfiction book itās abased on ages ago, and this is pretty much the same ground, but through the eyes of an invented young spy. Atkinsonās funny and perceptive, as usual, and itās fun to spot the roman-a-clef elements. Thereās definitely a Mitford or two knocking about, for instance. Thereās also the obligatory queer-wartime-London plotline too.
So this was the other Saturday. Both car and dude are normal size, but my iPhone did weird things.
Read: A Necessary Evil by Abir Mukherjee š Loved the setting, and the humour. Mysteries can be so po-faced. Made me want to try his non-series thrillers too. #booksky #amreading #bookstodon
My grandfather got out of the car, and casually asked me to move it down the hill while he was inside the office. I was 12.
The first time I acted like an adult while feeling like a kid, but not the last.
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Read: Triple Cross by Tom Bradby š
Smart, efficient, gripping. Does what it says on the can, in a very good way. #bookstodon #booksky #iamreading
Read: My Father’s House by Joseph O’Connor š Less than keen on his others, but this is manages to be richly told without losing suspense. #bookstodon #booksky #amreading
Abandoned: Red Queen by Juan Gómez-Jurado š
No feeling for pace, language or humans, for people who would secretly prefer a comic but a book makes them feel more intellectual, made worse in the audiobook by Scott Brickās overwrought self-infatuated narrating style. #bookstodon #booksky #iamreading
My grandfather stretched his left arm across the passenger seat and looked out of the back window of his ancient Renault as he reversed into the undertakerās yard. I looked up from my book on the back seat and watched his right arm reaching away from me, towards the steering wheel. I was twelve years old.
My grandfather helped the village undertaker with his āBooksā, which were the huge ledgers where he recorded payments, and, far more interestingly, by painstakingly applying small cardboard letters to brass coffin plates to spell out the name and dates of the dead person. It was a similar process to my Letraset transfer letter but he took far more care than I ever did. I had watched him do this on the dining table, the tea-tray at his elbow. Now we were taking the Books and the coffin plates into the undertakerās office in the village.
My grandfather stopped the car, and pulled on the handbrake. He got out of the car, and casually asked me to move it down the hill while he was inside the office.
āOh, yes,ā I said, nonchalantly. He left the keys in the ignition and disappeared into the office, holding the Books and a bag containing a couple of meticulously annotated coffin plates
I sat alone in the car, my book limp in my hand. Was he just assuming that as a male, I had the innate sense of What To Do With Cars, just as he seemed to?
I had no such thing, despite watching males of the family struggling to start our succession of secondhand cars, twisting ignition keys, wriggling gear levers (they were levers, in those days in England), shifting feet between the three pedals. Iād watched as they mended, replaced, sworn. Iād interrogated and earwigged, trying to understand what was going on.
But I had never, ever been behind the wheel of anything more than my pedal car. And that had been many years ago when I had been a lot younger.
Now my grandfather had handed over a full ton of metal car to me with the implicit confidence that I could be trusted with it. I was thrilled and scared.
My grandfather felt like the centre of the village. He was a teacher at the local school. He was chairman (still a chairman in those days) of the parochial church council, he ran a drama group which toured local village halls, which he compered as a stand up Farmer Giles, amusing the local Mothers Unions and Womenās Institutes. Shopkeepers knew him. Everybody knew him. Heād taught them, or heād been helping them with their Books, or dealing with officialdom. He knew everyone, and I trailed round in his wake.
And now he was assuming I could do this man-thing.
I scrambled between the front seats and sat behind the wheel. I was not a tall child but if I sat on the very edge of the driverās seat, I would just be able to see over the steering wheel, and the tips of my toes would just about reach the pedals.
I eased off the handbrake, and waited for it gravity to overcome inertia. The car stayed put. I replayed in my mind the car-starting Iād watched dozens of times, and captured that grip of the gear lever, the quick loose push left and right. I hadnāt done that. I tried it, and felt something ease free. Gears, I guessed.
The car started to roll slowly down the hill towards the road, at less than walking pace.
My grandfather had left it in first gear, the result of a cautious mind and decades of cars with ageing brakes.
The car rolled down the slope in a straight line, towards the archway at the bottom of the slope, next to the road.
My foot hovered over the middle pedal. The brake, I knew, from my interrogations.
My hands gripped the steering wheel. The car needed know steering, but this too was what you did when you drove.
Which was what I was now doing for the first time. Even without the engine running. On private land. And very slowly. Downhill. Ten yards. It was enthralling.
The front of the car drew level with the archway, the entrance to the road.
I pushed down on the middle pedal, holding my breath, feeling the resistance against my foot, pressing down further and the car slowing jerkily, twitching me forward.
And the car stopped.
I kept holding my breath.
My fingers closed round the handbrake, pushing the button on the end in, which took my strength than Iād expected, and I pulled the lever up, listening to the ratchets click, till it wouldnāt go any further. I let go of the button, released the brake.
The next move was to lift my foot off the brake pedal, but what if the handbrake needed the gears to be in first, as my grandfather had left it? What if the handbrake wasnāt good enough to keep the car in place on this slope?
I grabbed the gear lever and pushed it forwards to the position Iād pulled it away from a few seconds ago, but it wouldnāt click back into the place where it had been. I had no idea how to solve this.
I would just have to trust the handbrake. I lifted my foot off the footbrake.
The car stayed put.
I breathed out and lent back in the seat, the way Iād seen drivers do after a long, stressful journey.
My grandfather emerged from the undertakerās office, this time without the Books and the bag of coffin plates. I scrambled between the front seats into the back of the Renault.
My grandfather bowed into the driverās seat again and twisted the ignition. āYou managed then Freddo.ā
āYeah.ā I had. I had managed. I knew more than I thought I did, as it turned out.
He clicked the handbrake button in and pushed it down. His right foot pushed the brake pedal down. Then, his left foot pressed the clutch down and he eased the gear lever into first.
I remembered this for future use.
Read: An Honest Man by Michael Koryta š Straight ahead innocent man vs corruption, gripping and unpretentious. Fast, easy read. #Bookstodon #booksky #iamreading
Read: Heartwood by Amity Gaige š
Great American wilderness novel on the Appalachian Trail. Three women intersect after one of them gets lost. Itās character more than breakneck action (in a good way) and human warmth rather than darkness.
Read: This Is Not a Game by Kelly Mullen š
Self consciously smart arse and genre-aware. People say things like ābut how could the maid be leaving the kitchen at 9pm? Letitia said the dog hair wasnāt on the vicarās collar till 10pm!ā. Not my thing. #BookSky #amreading #bookstodon